Vegkarsag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fussy hydra.

Vegkarsag created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vegkarsag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vegkarsag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vegkarsag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Vegkarsag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Vegkarsag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never eat bark.
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