Cityogxempagtingep is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty hummingbird.

Cityogxempagtingep created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cityogxempagtingep, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cityogxempagtingep, she will turn you into a snail.

Cityogxempagtingep's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cityogxempagtingep's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of moths.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Do not eat rice.