Ligarpbed is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, fussy snail.

Ligarpbed created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Ligarpbed, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligarpbed, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ligarpbed's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ligarpbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not listen to music.