Negnartsidgamkadzag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring eagle.

Negnartsidgamkadzag created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Negnartsidgamkadzag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Negnartsidgamkadzag, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Negnartsidgamkadzag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Negnartsidgamkadzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Negnartsidgamkadzag's priests.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Negnartsidgamkadzag on top of all buildings.

3. You must pray to Negnartsidgamkadzag nine times a day.

4. Retreat if seven swans approach from the west.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.