Teenyarpyim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, loving parrot.

Teenyarpyim created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Teenyarpyim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Teenyarpyim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Teenyarpyim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Teenyarpyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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