Figbegvol is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful fox.

Figbegvol created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figbegvol, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Figbegvol, she will turn you into a snail.

Figbegvol's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Figbegvol's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Never look in ponds.