Litbimyik is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, generous dog.

Litbimyik created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litbimyik, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Litbimyik, she will turn you into a duck.

Litbimyik's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Litbimyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.