Bentadhuncatjatlapjan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic skunk.

Bentadhuncatjatlapjan created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bentadhuncatjatlapjan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bentadhuncatjatlapjan, it will curse you with boils.

Bentadhuncatjatlapjan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bentadhuncatjatlapjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide if three sharks approach from the south.

5. Do not take Bentadhuncatjatlapjan's name in vain.