Larpnullbod Tailbastmif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, able armadillo.

Larpnullbod Tailbastmif created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpnullbod Tailbastmif, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Larpnullbod Tailbastmif, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Larpnullbod Tailbastmif's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Larpnullbod Tailbastmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

5. Run away from pink great tits, for they are unholy.