Zodpanhot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless ferret.

Zodpanhot created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodpanhot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zodpanhot, it will turn you into a goat.

Zodpanhot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Zodpanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help dolphins in need.