Safditfub is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy dragonfly.

Safditfub created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Safditfub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Safditfub, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Safditfub's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Safditfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Safditfub on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never feed lemons to horses while wearing red coats.