Mobmidvab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane donkey.

Mobmidvab created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobmidvab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mobmidvab, she will be very unhappy.

Mobmidvab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Mobmidvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near cats.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mobmidvab.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Do not drink alcohol.