Didlimlaglan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy dugong.

Didlimlaglan created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Didlimlaglan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Didlimlaglan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Didlimlaglan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Didlimlaglan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must pray to Didlimlaglan four times a day.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Always help goats.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Didlimlaglan on top of all buildings.