Bagrotart is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witless guinea pig.

Bagrotart created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bagrotart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bagrotart, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bagrotart's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bagrotart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must love Bagrotart.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.