Tabbonfun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil wren.

Tabbonfun created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tabbonfun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tabbonfun, it will come to you in dreams.

Tabbonfun's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tabbonfun's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.