Kopfontarp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous chinchilla.

Kopfontarp created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopfontarp, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kopfontarp, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kopfontarp's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kopfontarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Always pray immersed in water.