Lanvonjab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, kind hyena.

Lanvonjab created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanvonjab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lanvonjab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lanvonjab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lanvonjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lanvonjab.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.