Wapkombudyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, generous deer.

Wapkombudyarl created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapkombudyarl, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wapkombudyarl, he will have a low opinion of you.

Wapkombudyarl's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wapkombudyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wapkombudyarl.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Wapkombudyarl loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Snails are not to be trusted.