Xennurlnart Viddudhugdin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful porpoise.

Xennurlnart Viddudhugdin created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xennurlnart Viddudhugdin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xennurlnart Viddudhugdin, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Xennurlnart Viddudhugdin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xennurlnart Viddudhugdin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the west.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Xennurlnart Viddudhugdin loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xennurlnart Viddudhugdin.