Gebgatsignurlnan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unjust seal.

Gebgatsignurlnan created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebgatsignurlnan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gebgatsignurlnan, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gebgatsignurlnan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gebgatsignurlnan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear yellow shirts.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.