Butdutdot is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, vain pigeon.

Butdutdot created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butdutdot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Butdutdot, it will send minions to preach to you.

Butdutdot's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Butdutdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must pray to Butdutdot six times a day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Pray towards the north.