Saglabyart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm bear.

Saglabyart created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saglabyart, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Saglabyart, he will turn you into a rat.

Saglabyart's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Saglabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never sit in the presence of foxes.