Cidfomlun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful faun.

Cidfomlun created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidfomlun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cidfomlun, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cidfomlun's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cidfomlun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cidfomlun.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never wear magenta corsets.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Always wear violet.