Jinmonbif is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever badger.

Jinmonbif created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinmonbif, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jinmonbif, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jinmonbif's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jinmonbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Worship no other gods but Jinmonbif.