Nulparksis is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-knowing wren.

Nulparksis created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulparksis, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nulparksis, it will torture you forever.

Nulparksis' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nulparksis' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.