Xentagxem is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident cobra.

Xentagxem created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xentagxem, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xentagxem, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Xentagxem's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Xentagxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Retreat if nine swans approach from the north.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never laugh near capybaras.