Hasyattof is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced tapir.

Hasyattof created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasyattof, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hasyattof, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hasyattof's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hasyattof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never paint your feet magenta.