Pangessrut is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, pitiless mink.

Pangessrut created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Pangessrut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pangessrut, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pangessrut's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pangessrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away from indigo whales, for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not kill nematodes.