Rawmadzog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating alligator.

Rawmadzog created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Rawmadzog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rawmadzog, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rawmadzog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rawmadzog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven moths approach from the west.

2. Never feed peas to doves while wearing orange skirts.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.