Narweepod is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful toad.

Narweepod created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narweepod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Narweepod, it will torture you forever.

Narweepod's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Narweepod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.