Tamtaggam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, weak fly.

Tamtaggam created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamtaggam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tamtaggam, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tamtaggam's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tamtaggam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Tamtaggam on top of important buildings.

2. Never jump in the presence of great tits.

3. Do not take Tamtaggam's name in vain.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.