Tarpfodfen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking wombat.

Tarpfodfen created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpfodfen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarpfodfen, he will turn you into a duck.

Tarpfodfen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tarpfodfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never talk about galaxies.