Nuttontrill is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic wyrm.

Nuttontrill created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttontrill, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nuttontrill, she will remove you from existence.

Nuttontrill's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nuttontrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near mites.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help sick doves.