Barnlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, passionate bee.

Barnlarn created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnlarn, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Barnlarn, it will throw large rocks at you.

Barnlarn's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Barnlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Fast once a month.