Pigfarhat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast hyena.

Pigfarhat created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigfarhat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pigfarhat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pigfarhat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Pigfarhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pigfarhat.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.