Gofwansan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, caring pig.

Gofwansan created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Gofwansan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gofwansan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gofwansan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gofwansan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Do not covet oxen.