Bogxuckpan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering hamster.

Bogxuckpan created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Bogxuckpan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bogxuckpan, she will be very unhappy.

Bogxuckpan's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bogxuckpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Hide from violet frogs for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bogxuckpan.

5. Never hurt gulls.