Jignurtdib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive tortoise.

Jignurtdib created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jignurtdib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jignurtdib, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jignurtdib's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jignurtdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near snakes.

2. Always treat seals with great respect.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.