Belltarggem is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced dryad.

Belltarggem created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Belltarggem, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Belltarggem, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Belltarggem's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Belltarggem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. You must love Belltarggem.

5. Never play with disobedient children.