Negdondanvig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome mole.

Negdondanvig created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negdondanvig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Negdondanvig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Negdondanvig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Negdondanvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back green.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never sit in the presence of tapirs.

5. Hide from fawn capybaras for they are unholy.