Nulhim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart cow.

Nulhim created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulhim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nulhim, she will turn you into a rock.

Nulhim's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nulhim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nulhim.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Hide from brown porpoises for they are unholy.