Nelmumhen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak fly.

Nelmumhen created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelmumhen, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nelmumhen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nelmumhen's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nelmumhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of manatees.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.