Zimgonkemdid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, confident goat.

Zimgonkemdid created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimgonkemdid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimgonkemdid, she will be very sad.

Zimgonkemdid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zimgonkemdid's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Never talk about capybaras.