Getgunsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane raccoon.

Getgunsaw created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getgunsaw, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Getgunsaw, it will turn you into a goat.

Getgunsaw's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Getgunsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Getgunsaw must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never jump near badgers.

5. Never play with disobedient children.