Jigquatflat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, clever goblin.

Jigquatflat created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigquatflat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jigquatflat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jigquatflat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jigquatflat's Holy Commandments

1. Jigquatflat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Jigquatflat on top of important buildings.