Daplopcid Zoglathas is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, weak wolf.

Daplopcid Zoglathas created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daplopcid Zoglathas, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Daplopcid Zoglathas, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Daplopcid Zoglathas' most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Daplopcid Zoglathas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Run away if three swans approach from the east.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.