Kipcamlan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless dragon.

Kipcamlan created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipcamlan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kipcamlan, she will turn you into a frog.

Kipcamlan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kipcamlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Kipcamlan on top of all buildings.

4. Hide if four dogs approach from the west.

5. Do not chop down trees.