Carbutgom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, effective crow.

Carbutgom created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carbutgom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Carbutgom, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Carbutgom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Carbutgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear green stockings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not chop down trees.