Ceddanrip is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, slow wyrm.

Ceddanrip created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ceddanrip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ceddanrip, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ceddanrip's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ceddanrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near eagles.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ceddanrip.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Ceddanrip on top of all buildings.