Zogcussquatxucbindiss is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tiresome salamander.

Zogcussquatxucbindiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogcussquatxucbindiss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zogcussquatxucbindiss, it will turn you into a goat.

Zogcussquatxucbindiss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Zogcussquatxucbindiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about planets.